This dumbass just pissed me off. He called me in the middle of the night, looking to be “dominated”.

Ok, you got any toys there?

“No”

OK, then what can you do for me?

“Anything”

So what part of this are you just not getting? I want you to fuck yourself with a dildo, and you didn’t bother to have one handy when you called a Mistress. That’s what I want to hear. I don’t want to hear you play with your penis. Now tell me, is there anything you can do for me or not?

Click.

Asshole